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The Rising Phoenix

"To entertain and to inspire"
Jun 19 '13

henrehh:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

There are so many things wrong with this :(

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Jun 18 '13

there are always 3 types of sims gamers:

  • benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
  • distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
  • loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL

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Jun 18 '13

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Jun 16 '13

a-nice-oak-tree:

ht1thedoodler:

balinsbeard:

I’ve been laughing at this for quite a long time now

WATCH. IT.

this is my favourite thing

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Jun 15 '13

I don’t even need to search for porn. Everyone I follow on Tumblr reblogs it for me.

Jun 14 '13

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: colossaltitan)

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Jun 11 '13

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Jun 11 '13

(Source: brittapperry)

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Jun 10 '13

In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. (x)

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Jun 9 '13

I still don’t know how I survived the Red Wedding AGAIN after reading the main book and then the Tv Series

chammi91:

Maybe I don’t have any more tears.

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Jun 9 '13

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Jun 9 '13

blogperestroika:

Só pra abrir os trabalhos da sexta-feira…
E se as famílias de Game of Thrones fossem representadas por cervejas?

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Jun 9 '13
kaganiec:

that one-second squint

kaganiec:

that one-second squint

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Jun 8 '13
itzluke:

The Lannisters send their regards!

itzluke:

The Lannisters send their regards!

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Jun 8 '13

achipandachair:

Game of Thrones “Red Wedding” Princess Bride Mashup

If you still haven’t seen last week’s episode, DON’T watch this, k?

(If you still haven’t seen it yet, go watch it ASAP)

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